The Dopamine Den

Would absolutely visit again. This house has AURA — excellent natural light, cozy couches, lots of knick knacks to play with, and a fun backyard with plenty of room for a delicious crawfish boil with friends. The host is 10/10: generous, always stocked with snacks, and chaotic in the best way. Mustache game on fleek. Offered to kiss everyone in the house at one point. Highly recommend — a must-stay within walking distance to a ton of shops and restaurants in the Lower Garden District!

This living room is less a room and more a playground for adults. Multiple couches, a TV so big it feels federally regulated, and approximately 47 fun objects you’re legally required to touch. Snacks everywhere. Drinks always cold. Somehow there’s always something crunchy, sweet, or fizzy within arm’s reach. Perfect for movie nights, chaotic yap sessions, or accidentally staying for five hours. 5/5 vibes. Strongly considering claiming squatters rights on the corner couch.

Very attentive host, never was without a drink. Entertaining. Would recommend to any other yearning bisexuals.

Lovely host, lovely place - he kissed every one of us good night (on the lips). 100/10, would stay here again.

Really excellent host