Subway

My name is Ash Ketchum and a lot of stupid Pokémon are chasing me and I hop in a convenient space and behind me is a guy called milardino with a mysterious device strapped to his neck. He proceeds to make the best sandwich of his life and adds free cookies that can help me encounter more shiny Pokémon. W milard

Today, I was minding my own business outside the subway, peacefully thinking about nothing, when Milarsh, an employee, emerged from the subway holding a clipboard that was actively smoking. Before I could ask why, the sky turned purple and Shrek, Darth Vader, Pikachu, and the Monopoly Man parachuted down and announced they were here to turn me into a traffic cone. Naturally, I panicked. I sprinted into the subway, but the doors closed behind me and the station transformed into a Taco Bell. Milarsh ran up to me, screamed “THIS IS NOT A DRILL,” and handed me three items: a rubber chicken, a laser blaster that said “probably works” on the side, and a slightly cracked iPhone 15. “Use these wisely,” he said, immediately vanishing into a cloud of subway steam. I ran back outside and fired th

I’m a caravan traveler from Saudi Arabia I was to visit cites and cities like New York and los angelos the food here was amazing the issue camera security were surrounding and the worker even has a camera I did recognise him from his shorts and I took a picture

I was walking down the street when I found a subway with a young and very Handsome young man named Millard I recognised him from YouTube so I told him my order aka a cookie sub and I gave him my phone showing him I was subscribed and got a free cookie 10 out of 10 will eat there again

This subway was the craziest I've ever personally ate at, I called from California and some weird dude named Milad said he'd ship me over a subway sandwich? I said sure and he covered my shipping costs and I was delivered this beautiful hand made subway sandwich in a cooler.