Neon Armadillo

Neon Armadillo is an absolute must-visit if you’re in the area. The atmosphere is incredible—perfectly capturing that Hill Country charm with a modern kick. From the moment we walked in, the service was warm and welcoming, making us feel right at home. As for the menu? Everything we ordered was delicious, and the drinks were expertly crafted. We’re already planning our next trip back because there are so many other dishes we need to try. Plus there’s plenty of space and a fun playground for little ones to run around. Great space for families and large groups as well.

Nice atmosphere. Good vibes. They have outdoor seating. A huge TV. Kid Friendly with a play area. Friendly staff. Food was good. They don't have a big variety of dishes on menu.

We love this place - and they just opened up in their new, BEAUTIFUL location! Absolutely the best new outdoor spot in the Hill Country - by far! The food is amazing, the atmosphere is great, and the design of the place is like nothing I've ever seen. We tried a little bit of everything and everything tasted fresh, with amazing ingredients. You can taste the quality in the food. We had the queso (yum), the kale salad, the briscuit salad (my favorite), the burger, the street corn (OMG), and we tried several of their amazing meats. Everything tasted amazing. Not only was the food great, but you look around, and live music is playing, kids are running around on the playground and basketball court, parents are relaxing with their drinks catching up with their friends (because their kids

This is one of the best restaurants in the entire Texas Hill Country. Not only is the food next level, but their commitment to using the highest quality ingredients is unparalleled! Regenerative grass fed meats, heirloom beans, in house tortillas, and no seed oils. This is the ONLY barbecue I have ever eaten and felt immediately energized and nourished (normally I feel slow and heavy eating conventional barbecue). The staff is very attentive and knowledgeable! The restaurant also has tons of cool things to keep kids busy (like outdoor climbing nets and a court).

LOCAL Review - its MEH.... unless you have young kids. We are Locals that haven't been back to this place since it was a Pizza joint owned by the NFL Player.. So totally reformed venue, which was nice. If we had kids or they had a live band, we would have likely given it a 5... Breezy cool day, (it needs more fire pits). Honest review: The Food: Brisket was over-sauced and dry. Was MEH at best. The wings were good, a little over spiced but good. But also they were small and all wings (no legs). The Loaded Queso was good, very flavorful, but the meat chunk were THAT, huge chunks, not split up, it was hard to eat it. The Drinks: The Old Fashion (my test of a bar) was a 0.5 out of 5. The mix was on tap and totally UN-flavorful. The wine was very limited selection and just OK. Definitely a