Turners Falls Pizza House

So, if you were around, I won't say how long ago, you could have run into lots of places like this. Dingy, totally lacking in any sort of design or flair, with wood paneling and maybe a poorly rendered "painting" of a Venetian guy in a striped shirt steering a gondola. A place your mom would have sent you to get slices cos she didn't want to deal with your face. If you've read some of my other reviews, you know I'm a fan of old-school-comfort-food places like this and it's pretty much what you'd expect: pizza cut into squares, kinda greasy, awesome when you’re drunk. Go ahead. It won't kill you, it'll be about $10 and you can get Pepcid right down the street at the Dollar Store.

my go to pizza place. great taste, great service. love to order a large pepperoni pineapple jalepeño pizza and eat it in the bath.

This pizza is just fine, won't knock your socks off. It's greasy, but the toppings are plentiful. The staff are nice, bathrooms clean (have to ask for key), and in-person eating area is clean, too. I've heard excellent things about the sandwiches, so those are our next try! Every time we've gotten food it has been prompt, if not early, and hot. Not Accessible. High chairs but no booster seats. Free parking up and down the street, was easy to find a spot. Takes cash or card. Offers local delivery.

I know it's a cliche expression, but this is the only expression I have. This place makes the most delicious pizzas I've ever eaten!. I want to move right next to this pizza place. Don't think too much, try the special pizza

First time ordering food here. The 2 subs and order of fries we ordered were great. But my pizza abd my chili was horrible. The steak and sausage on my pizza was burned bad. Abd the chili was dried out. Literally. Dry. No fluid in it at all.