Restroom C

Restroom C — The Coastal Throne of Glory If you’re ripping through the dunes and suddenly hear the urgent call of the tide (from within), steer your noble steed directly to Restroom C. This humble hut of hygiene isn’t just a bathroom—it’s an experience. A beacon of porcelain purity amidst the sandy chaos of Oceano Dunes. Inside, you’ll find a single-stall sanctuary so immaculate it makes you question every life choice that led you to lesser lavatories. It’s like the Ritz-Carlton met a Clorox wipe and said, “Let’s change lives.” And then there’s Charles. Oh, Charles. The myth. The man. The mop-wielding Michelangelo of maintenance. Not only does he keep the place shining brighter than Poseidon’s trident, but rumor has it he grills tri-tip on the side—transforming bathroom breaks into full

Restroom C — The Coastal Classic If you’re cruising the sea-side dunes and suddenly see nature calling with catastrophic clarity, do yourself a favor and head straight to Bathroom C. This compact, cozy, coastal little chamber is the clear champion of Oceano Dunes. It’s a clean, crisp, single-stall sanctuary—basically the Cadillac of coastal commodes. But the real celebrity here is Charles, the legendary bathroom attendant. Between keeping the place consistently spotless and serving up tri-tip like a true culinary king, he’s the reason Bathroom C is the centerpiece of the campground. And let me tell you… you simply can’t beat Chuck’s meat. Trust me—once you see what I mean, you’ll be a certified Bathroom C believer.

Chuck was on it today. C never disappoints. Five stars for sure. Simply the best.

Never been here but love me some restroom C