Dos Bumpers

Harrison Township, MI · Tex-Mex restaurant

Rating
3.0/5
★★★☆☆ 3.0
Reviews
20
Rank in Harrison Township
#9
of 30 restaurants
City Percentile
28%
rating percentile
Address
Dos Bumpers, 31988 N River Rd, Harrison Township, MI 48045
Phone
(586) 333-3005

Dos Bumpers is a restaurant located in Harrison Township, MI. It is one of 30 restaurants listed in Harrison Township. Its 3.0-star rating is slightly below the Harrison Township city average of 4.2 stars. It ranks #9 of 30 restaurants in Harrison Township. There are 2 photos associated with this location.

About Dos Bumpers

Tex - Mex Waterfront Cantina

Customer Reviews

★☆☆☆☆ 1.0 josh smithling · Nov 2025

Place was horrible. Worst wanna be mexican "food" I've ever had. Started out with the rude old waitress when we sat down she asked for drinks my wife asked for a margarita she rudely said well what kind. My wife said oh i guess I'll need a drink menu then. We had 4 people total. She came back asked if we were ready, my wife said I'll need to see the drink menu please. She says yea i guess I'll have to go back and get it. Um yea that's what you left for, so for our whole dinner we got rude comments and a fake nice. The food was horrible i got fajitas so did my brother with steak, shrimp, and chicken all the food was not good you got a cheap steak with maybe 4 pieces, 3 shrimp, and maybe 10 pieces of chicken. Rice was bland, beans were disgusting, cheese was old not one of us had anything

★★★★☆ 4.0 Zachary camaj · May 2025

Ate at Dos Bumpers may 25th, staff was awesome, drinks were great, food was very good as well. We had a great experience overall.

★☆☆☆☆ 1.0 DingerH · Sep 2025

Walked in and placed our drink orders and waited an hour, just for us to go up and ASK the bartender for our drinks, when my father went up, the bartender spilled a margarita all over his face and arm and while he was cleaning it, the BARTENDER TOLD MY FATHER "Sir youre playing this up" while laughing even though he was just cleaning himself off. On top of that, food took 2 hours. They have 1 waiter doing all of the tables by herself and food was 2/10 at most.

★☆☆☆☆ 1.0 Marlene Diliddo · Aug 2025

My husband and I went to Dos Bumpers to try it out. We waited 20 minutes just to take an order on a cocktail. 30 minutes until we got the cocktails and 1 hour just to contact a server about where our food was. She then told us that the wait is usually 2 hours for a meal! We paid the cocktail bill and left. This is ridiculous. I suggest that they just make it a bar with no food menu. Im sorry but the servers....not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Ugh.... never going back... how embarrassing.

★★★☆☆ 3.0 CHRIS RYMAL · Sep 2025

The food was at very best mediocre. I'm being generous. Small portions for a high price. The waitress was obviously a beginner. Messed up on two out of the four orders. I think I'll stick with Bumpers even though it's not great.

Accessibility & Amenities

✓ Outdoor Seating ✓ Takeout ✓ Dine In ✓ Alcohol ✓ Cocktails ✓ Seating ✓ Bar Onsite

Services

Tex-Mex restaurant

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