Chateau de Murray

“Surveillance, Snacks, and Surprises: A 5-Star 4th of July Escape.” Wow. Where do I even begin? From the moment I arrived, I knew this was no ordinary stay. The host greeted me with a plate of steak. No girl dinners here. They had a dog doing laps in the yard like it was training for the Olympics. A bed and breakfast evening tradition here is not butter churning while the sun rises, but a tour de ice cream of every local stop. The pool was newly installed and clearly designed for Taylor Swift on the aux during a sweltering afternoon working on your tan. Note: you will be watched—because there are enough security cameras here to film the next season of “Love Island USA.” I counted at least five, and I’m convinced one of them has confessions of my deepest darkest secrets. Speaking of su

Five stars for convenience! Who knew this quaint little abode had such… diverse offerings? They have a frequent flyer punch card program, 10th visit is free!