Vault toilets

Who would've thought that in the vast expanse of nowhere, I'd stumble upon a restroom that's truly a hidden gem! This random restroom is like an oasis in the desert of convenience. It's so remote that even GPS gets confused, but trust me, it's worth the journey. Upon entering, I was greeted by the finest collection of cobwebs a restroom has ever seen—truly, the spiders here must be awarded for their artistic talents. The toilet seat was like a rollercoaster, providing an unexpected thrill each time you dare to sit down. And let's talk about the hand dryer, a mystical machine that emits a sound that would make a jet engine jealous, while producing airflow slightly less potent than a sleeping butterfly's breath. But don't let me forget to mention the ambience. The flickering light bulbs cr