Tequila Ranch Mexican Cuisine

I hoped I was discovering another place to get decent Mexican food in NOLA (Harahan) but I was so wrong. This place was terrible but I ordered my meal to go, otherwise I'd have refused to finish it. Worst salsa I've ever tasted for starters. Twenty minutes to wait, with just one other table occupied. Refried beans had a burnt taste, the rice had zero flavor, and the fried breast of chicken was a disaster with loose, soggy batter. Breast came unsliced, with just a cheap plastic fork. Thank goodness I had a sharp pocket knife to cut through it. This place may get customers when Reginelli's Pizza is overcrowded next door. But I doubt they will get repeat visitors. Definitely I'm not going back there.

We came in ordered lengua nachos and they came out looking great but all the chips were soaked in lengua juice so no chips were hard. All were very soggy. So we ordered chips and queso so we could eat all the toppings off with fresh chips instead of sending back the nachos. When the cheese came out it was like a brick of yellow cheese was melted. Not at all what we expected from a Mexican restaurant. I had a bite and had to send it back. Ntm $9.00 for 5 chicken nuggets that were tiny and fries. No thanks. Won’t be back again unfortunately. Server was nice.

This was the worst queso and Birria tacos I've ever had. The chips had a strong oil smell and the tacos looked like they fell apart during cooking and smelled horrible. I've never had bad Mexican food until I ordered here.

Finally made the move to New Orleans last week. Looking for new places to eat that don't break the bank, but still tickle the taste buds. I live less than 3 miles away so they popped up on a Google search. I thought it was a typo when the hours of operation said they close at 6:00 am. I called to double-check and the guy who answered the phone was very friendly so I decided to drive over. I'm glad that I did. At first, the place is like a Latin dance club. There are lights, couches, and music, but I wasn't there to dance. I was there to eat. I headed over to the bar where I was greeted by quite possibly the prettiest Latina I've ever seen in my life. I work at a recording studio and produce reggaeton so I have seen hundreds of Latin women. Even still, this one made even me a little nervous

If I could give zero stars, I absolutely would. When we first got in, we were greeted and told to have a seat. The waiter then took our order for drinks and food. She then came out with our drinks, and I ordered a queso and chips. The queso was absolutely cheddar nacho cheese out of the can. They then brought our food out maybe 30 minutes later and the waiter forgot my sister‘s order . My niece ordered birria Tacos and she said they were pretty good. I ordered the chimichanga the rice and beans wear on the inside was hard and crunchy, and the outside of my tortilla was also over grilled so it was hard and crunchy. The sour cream that they brought out for my toppings was actually sour It was gone bad. My fiancé, chicken wings were cold and very tough like they were re-dropped or re-warmed.