Smarty Pants Garage

As soon as I landed in Seattle the cool crisp air had me feeling like a sandwich and soup and Smarty Pants did not disappoint! The sandwich was d-licious, (sandwich was perfect, fries were crisp on the outside and soft inside and the honey mustard dip...mmm mmm! The service was fast and the vibe was great. I made a local friend and met all of the other familiar faces while eating. I'll definitely be back when I'm in town. 10/10 (and I'm a real food snob so this is a legit review)

Been here twice and both times were a little disappointing. The first time I was very excited to try the Italian beef as a Chicago native. It was not good. Meat was very dry and the giardiniera was not hot at all, didn’t really add any flavor to the sandwich. This time I tried the chickenhawk which was better but still mediocre. It looked better than it tasted. “Chopped chicken” means large chicken cubes like what they used to serve at Subway as opposed to more of a shredded chicken like I imagined. It wasn’t terrible but didn’t have a ton of flavor despite having bacon and bbq on it and the French roll it comes on wasn’t warm despite allegedly being toasted. My fries also tasted old which is odd because at 12:00 they’d only been open for an hour so how long were those fries sitting there

Great service, great fries! Sandwiches were good, my Falcone arrived super soggy, bummed about the mushy bread but was still tasty. Husband loved his Taylor. The closeslaw smelled absolutely tasty off so skipped that. We did take out but the space was super happening on a Sunday afternoon.

Seattle, now I've been here before and that time I was pretty impressed with the food but this time it was off. The server wasn't firing on all cylinders, and the sandwich I ordered was more sauce than meat. This all occurred in May at the Burien location. I'm usually pretty open to places like this, so maybe this was just an off day. I'll be back to try it again.

We are from out of town and found this place on Google Maps. Every employee we encountered were so nice and welcoming. It was definitely a breath of fresh air. Halloween is in a cpl days and they had the place decked out, the servers were dressed up too. Our server was so great! She was perfectly attentive and gave us the best service! We really appreciated her. The only reason I gave 4☆'s was because The burgers were on the small side compared to what we are used to, and the were way over-seasoned with pepper. But it was still good regardless. I saw a few sandwiches and they looked amazing! Huge portions for those, maybe the burgers were small because they are the cheaper item on the menu? We would definitely come back if we are this way again.