Rustic Wilderness Throne (sans wipes)

Half Moon Trail, 80C forest road 259, alpine, AZ · Public bathroom

Rating
2.3/5
★★☆☆☆ 2.3
Reviews
7
Rank in Half Moon Trail, 80C forest road 259, alpine
#2
of 2 restaurants
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Rustic Wilderness Throne (sans wipes), Half Moon Trail, 80C forest road 259, alpine, AZ 85920

Rustic Wilderness Throne (sans wipes) is a restaurant located in Half Moon Trail, 80C forest road 259, alpine, AZ. It is one of 2 restaurants listed in Half Moon Trail, 80C forest road 259, alpine. Its 2.3-star rating is slightly below the Half Moon Trail, 80C forest road 259, alpine city average of 3.6 stars. It ranks #2 among Half Moon Trail, 80C forest road 259, alpine restaurants by combined rating and review volume. There is 1 photo associated with this location.

Customer Reviews

★★☆☆☆ 2.0 milky HARVE · Aug 2025

A little better than squatting from an ergonomic and excretory standpoint. Scant remnants of previous users on “seat.” Needs a weight limit assessment and signage; proposing 120lbs. Maximum, maybe more with some kind of cane or a rope rigged to relieve additional body weight.

★★☆☆☆ 2.0 Herman Melville · Aug 2025

Great intention. Bark is a bit scratchy but the seat elevation is good. Nice View. Proximity to trail might make some uncomfortable, others might enjoy it.

★★☆☆☆ 2.0 Mark Esbenshade · Aug 2025

The scenery is fantastic, but the seat is a little rough.

★☆☆☆☆ 1.0 David Davidson · Aug 2025

It broke at the wrong time. Sorry folks, you’ll have to make a new seat and the hole needs to be covered. Ummm…

★★★★★ 5.0 Juan Perez · Aug 2025

Only thing this baby needs is a squatty potty! Boom!

Services

Public bathroom

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