Holy Chow!

We decided to try a new spot as Ubereats advertised adding new restaurants choices. I chose Holy Chow and my family is not going to let me forget it. Pin feathers were abundant on every single fried wingette. The Kung Pao chicken was covered in a sauce that had no flavor yet there was a sour taste to it. The Vegetable Delight was also bland yet sour.. Both dishes had A peculiar taste as if they were spoiled. We paid extra for TWO orders of fried rice instead of the standard white rice. We received ONE order of overcooked WHITE RICE. I have never had a worse food experience. Even the fortune cookies were gross. How that's possible is beyond me. We spent over $50 and could not find a single item that was decent. 0/10 Do not recommend.

Talk about DISAPPOINTING and TERRIBLE.The fried rice was dry, bland and looked like a three year old made it. NEXT ISSUE THE PRICE I paid 16 bucks for fried rice and 19 for Szechuan chicken, which should be changed to stir fried vegetables which is all I got from that dish. Honestly I’m better off watching a YouTube video and making if it myself. I would not recommend going to eat here again what a disappointment

We've been road tripping and sampled some ghastly kosher food. This place was fabulous. Would absolutely return. My kids want to come back. The food tastes good. The portions are ample. The lunch special feels reasonable. The fortune cookies flow freely. The people were knowledgeable and helped us find gluten free options for one kid. They could use a better air conditioner but that's a mild complaint.

We love Holy Chow's Chinese food, but this review is about their new smoothie bar. We decided we couldn't choose just one, so we gathered some friends and sampled all 7 smoothies. Each one was a hit, but Strawberry Shore was the clear winner. The banana fans were in the minority, but they loved Banana Bay Breeze and Tiki Tropical Twist. We had an amazing time with our group taste test. 10/10 recommend! 😊

I got chicken Singapore noodles, it had something in it I couldn't identify as chicken. The food was way over priced for what you get. My large looked like a medium compared to what I'm use to having a Chinese carryout. Speaking of being and advertising as the Best Chinese food in the DMV, there wasn't a Chinese in sight. The food taste like Indian version of curry.