Brandon’s toilet

Kentwood, MI · Public bathroom

Rating
3.7/5
★★★★☆ 3.7
Reviews
10
Rank in Kentwood
#26
of 66 restaurants
City Percentile
31%
rating percentile
Address
Brandon’s toilet, 1450 Hidden Valley Dr SE, Kentwood, MI 49508
Website
www.homedepot.com/b/Bath-Toilets/N-5yc1vZbzbd

Brandon’s toilet is a restaurant located in Kentwood, MI. It is one of 66 restaurants listed in Kentwood. Its 3.7-star rating is slightly below the Kentwood city average of 4.0 stars.

Customer Reviews

★★★★★ 5.0 Blaine Dolinger · Feb 2026

Overall good experience. Management is friendly and very accomodating. Did ask for a tip after. Seems weird. But its cool. Update: upon second visit, also had my but slapped on the way out. 10/10 would recommend

★★★☆☆ 3.0 Dylan Hansen · Feb 2026

The ambiance of the facility was exceptional however, the glory hole was not maintained properly and had actually required a hospital visit after it's use. Once I contacted management regarding the incident, they offered to reimburse me for my visit with a $50 Chipotle gift card. After spending the gift card I had to stop by the facility again and the second visit was a much better experience.

★★★★☆ 4.0 Andrew Proper · Feb 2026

Overall pretty good! The towel was dry, and there was plenty of toilet paper. It was a little cramped, and I felt like people outside could hear me peeing, which is a little awkward.

★★★★☆ 4.0 Jon · Feb 2026

So, there i was walking down the street and i had to use the restroom AGAIN. Like i wish they told you that going on a garlic cleanse would do this to you but I digress. I was pleasently suprised pulling up my maps to see that theres a public restroom not far from my walk. Upon arrival i was greeted by a guy who kinda looked like john belushi. Not Animal house John belushi but somthing closer to continental devide John belushi. Witch was kinda disappointing but you know ill take what i can get. The decor was amazing and felt quite homey exept for one picture of Kim jong un holding hands with ted cruz. Like...that cant be a real photo right? Theres no way it definitely put me in a sense of wonder and confusion and ended up staring at it for a solid 20 min. Now the lets get onto the toilet.

★★★★★ 5.0 Tyler Darland · Jan 2026

Took a massive dump here and had a great time! highly recommended!!! Owner would not offer assistance though.

Accessibility & Amenities

✓ Wheelchair Accessible Entrance ✓ Wheelchair Accessible Parking Lot ✓ On Site Parking

Services

Public bathroom

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